My modern aphorisms. Number 2: allowing spiritual Facebook memes to influence you

If a spiritual or philosophical Facebook meme contains the word, ‘you’, it is almost guaranteed to cause you a twinge of shame or guilt even though its apparent purpose is to help you become a better person, thus subverting its original purpose. Do not pay any attention to spiritual or philosophical memes with ‘you’ as the main subject.


My modern aphorisms. Number 1: making decisions whilst lying down

Decisions made whilst lying in bed tend to be bad. You are either in a state of heightened stimulation, in the throes of the special kind of paralysis known as insomnia, or partially asleep.